You know it's hot when......

• It takes 10 minutes before the shower is cool enough to stand under and your geyser isn’t even turned on!

• You take your watch off cause it’s making you sweat

• Your hair is ¾’s dry and you haven’t even turned on the hairdryer!

• It’s 7:30am and already you have beads of sweat dripping down your neck

• You find your cat in the most ridiculous of places, obviously trying to find SOMEWHERE cool ... like on top of a box in the bathroom cupboard!

• When the 6 day forecast ranges between 43 and 46 and it’s not even officially summer yet!

• Your pool temperature is 31 and feels like a bath

• When you’re taking natural diuretic tablets like tic tacs and your ankles still look like boab trees!

• When a smart arse friend adds to your facebook "well the good news is that it’s not even close to over and it will get gotter than this" .. and then has the audacity to add a smiley face!!!!!!